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a few parting words from our resident [TRAILER PARK PHILOSOPHER d dergos] keikei cole a few things i'd like to accomplish before i die:

  • to be handsome suave + sophisticated [just once]
  • to pass any kind of test WITHOUT CHEATING
  • to have rachel + susan not get mad at me every time i fall asleep during a business meeting
  • too have "keikei" NOT make subtle eye contact with rachel + susan "thus letting them know" [i have fallen asleep in the first place]
  • to reach a place of total enlightenment and know once and for all how it is possible to get the chocolate or the peanut inside of that [little m+m]

I give advise to those that keep
when digging my hole please dig very very deep
make certain my demise is not in doubt
and keep the shovel ready in the case I attempt to crawl out.
I can only imagine the public's fright
if I am seen wandering around the boneyard
on that very same night.

-- d dergos